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i will always find a way out


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Most nations have systems that allow them to speak to as many citizens as possible in the event of something catastrophic. 

The United States has theEmergency Alert System that when triggered, will interrupt all T.V and every radio system to alert people of possible imminent catastrophe. 

This is what that alert system sounds like.

i honestly don’t know what i expected but it really wasn’t this





it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw


15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself ▷


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


What I said: Watch this show it's really good
What I meant: For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you



psa to be more specific with your requests cause gay shota can literally mean anyone



all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep




It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post


[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]




Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker


Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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this ask reminded me of a really great reasonably mediocre story from high school that i’m not going to tell you

i call this the box story 

so in my high school gym class we had running and workouts for two days in the week and got the choice to choose which sport we would play for the other three days

well once we chose “cooperative games” where we got split into lil groups and had to accomplish a task together and that day the gym teacher gave us six random letters from these things: 


and told us to make some kind of product idea that we could market based on them

so everyone got together and it was all random letters so a bunch of groups put together acronyms and made up products from that, but i looked at these six things and thought, wait guys, check this out

and i built a box

and then came time for each group to give a presentation about their product they made from these letters and everyone bs’d things about how their product would make daily life easier/more interesting/more fun/whatever and the teacher would ask them questions about their product blah blah blah

and she got to our group and we showed off our box, and we were like, it’s a box.  for like, storing things.  and you can take it apart so you can store the box.  maybe even store the box inside a box

and my gym teacher was fucking BLOWN AWAY by our ingenuity, she lost her shit and she was like holy FUCK how did you think of that??

and everyone looked at me because i had come up with the box idea and i looked her dead in the eyes and because i never socialize and i don’t know how to make things up on the spot i blurted out in front of the entire class ”i just really like boxes”

and she was like ….okay, but how’d you think of the idea??

to which i responded, eloquent as i am, “i really like boxes” (i was thinking of the companion cube from portal tbh)

so naturally, she asked, “alright, and why did you choose to make a box?”

(can u guess what i said)

and she just kept fuckin asking me about this goddamn box like the Lord Himself came down from heaven to tell me to make a box like she would NOT accept that i just have a particular inclination towards Boxes

and now im an engineer at cornell university

anyway im on a laptop and can’t see the emojis that’s what i was trying to say

track name: Nagisa - Good Morning
artist: Hazuki Nagisa (CV. Yonaga Tsubasa)
album: Free!
play count: 13016

good morning!
hey now wake up, wake up..
ahh… you can’t!
its forbidden to dive back into your bed.

the weather is good today,
it will be wasted if you go back to sleep.

stop saying something so selfish…
or i will sleep together with you…
*giggle* i’m joking
you don’t hav to be that anxious.
alright, wake up..