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nowyoukno:

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lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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Anonymous whispered: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

celtysturlusonisaqueen:

drunktrophywife:

I don’t like this

I’VE PLAYED WITH THIS AT BROOKSTONE AND IT’S GODLY

nowyoukno:

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mirror:

Women belong in the kitchen

Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The food is in the kitchen

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

doctormemelordmd:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

beyonseh:

straight men.

*adds this to the list of reasons to hate James Franco*

She is so unamused. Ferris Buhler, she is having none of you tonight.

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

camplazlo:

OHMGFJ??????????

captainarlert:

theotakukazielle:

What is wrong with this fandom

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